The Ballad of Scotty From Marketking

by The Donald Trumpets

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Hillsongs and kneel to pray, praise Jesus every day.
Pandemic rugby matches and Franking credits spared.
Mass deaths in nursing homes. Tax breaks and Alan Jones.
I know that rape is bad because Jenny told me so.

Cuz I'm not a banker i'm not a wanker
did you know I shit my pants an Engadine Maccas
I'm not a banker i'm not a wanker
did you know I shit my pants an Engadine Maccas

Whole country burns away time for a holiday.
I hear that Honolulu is lit this time of year.
Back stabbing party coups. Rugby McDonald's poos.
Can't judge a man 'til you walk a mile in his shit stained shoes.

Cuz I'm not a banker i'm not a wanker
did you know I shit my pants an Engadine Maccas
I'm not a banker i'm not a wanker
did you know I shit my pants an Engadine Maccas

I'm not a banker i'm not a wanker
did you know I shit my pants an Engadine Maccas
I'm not a banker i'm not a wanker
did you know I shit my pants an Engadine Maccas

I'm not a banker i'm not a wanker
did you know I shit my pants an Engadine Maccas
I'm not a banker i'm not a wanker
It was 20 years ago at Engadine Maccas

I'm not a banker i'm not a wanker
did you know I shit my pants an Engadine Maccas
I'm not a banker i'm not a wanker
It was only one time at Engadine Maccas.

I'm not a wanker.
I'm not a wanker.

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released December 13, 2023

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